I am not the only one.
I don't know whether to feel validated or deflated. I think that instead of either I will feel... orchestrated! Or perhaps, misappropriated!
I hope my squeaky doppelganger doesn't think I lifted his identity. I've been "weasel" since I was 8. Squeaky came later. Like a teenage rite of passage for nicknames.
Maybe this is my opportunity to reinvent. Let's see...
I think I'm kidding, but let me know if you think of one that's really amusing.
And no, I'm not going to be known as "Sleazy Weasel". I know you were thinking it.