Prayer of the Agnostic 3rd-Grade-Talent-Show-Costume-Sewing Mom
Please grant me the serenity to imagine for just five minutes that if I were to promise you Never Again, you would enact such divine authority as to prevent my thread from breaking, hems from bunching, etc. long enough for me to sew four stinking, glitter-ridden costumes for a group of children who have long ago lost interest in the whole endeavor.
PS, also please tap me on the shoulder periodically and remind me That’s Good Enough.
Thank you, Amen, etc.