I'm starting to feel like the program I use to balance my accounts is judging me.
When I enter receipts at the end of the week, it's comparing every amount to the routine expenses I've set up in my budget.
When I enter a $36 trip to the grocery store, a little window pops up.
Is this your scheduled $150 weekly grocery expense? It dutifully asks.
Um... No, I click in answer. The little window closes, and I continue entering receipts.
I enter a mid-week $42 trip.
Is THIS your scheduled $150 weekly grocery expense?
It was just mouthwash and toilet paper! And things like coffee creamer and green beans. Okay, and the Oreos. But what was I supposed to do, not have any toilet paper until the end of the week?
No, I click.
Hhhhhhhh, says the window as it closes.
Each time I enter a grocery receipt, the window pops up again. Is this your scheduled expense? How about this one? This one?
Finally, I come to the budgeted expense. A $191.64 total, and I'm feeling pretty pleased with myself that it was under $200.
Yes! I click in answer to the anticipated question. This is it. My scheduled expense!
Another window pops up. Would you like to change your budgeted amount to $191.64? And you should know that I'm only asking because I've observed that you are an impulse-purchasing spendthrift who can't be bothered with sticking to a simple weekly budget.
Of course not, I click.
The program shakes it head silently in grim disapproval.
2 comments:
I like how this post came on tax day. Which, of course we brilliantly filed really early because we're awesome like that.
And next time the program mocks you just say, "That's total weak sauce" and it'll leave you alone.
Cute story and congratulations on staying under budget, that is getting harder to do these days.
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