Sunday is husband's birthday. Click here to send witty e-cards!
I'm just kidding, of course. I know that if you were planning to send birthday wishes, you would certainly have done so without my suggestion.
Jeez, now you probably feel like I'm telling you what to do. You resent me. You resent Gary for even having a birthday. You hate the fact that maybe you were planning some kind of well-wishing, and now you feel like I've stolen all the impulsivity, creativity, and originality, and effectively sucked the wind right out of your sail.
I always ruin everything. Why can't I learn to keep my fool mouth shut? Just... never mind...
Happy birthday anyway, hon.