Monday, March 14, 2005

Hours before I am scheduled to give a presentation: Seventeen.

People who will be attending presentation: Two hundred.

Preparation I have done: Zero.

Although... I was given two PowerPoint slides by last year's presenter. That should help. But it doesn't. They contain very helpful bullet points like "Best of the Best!" Hmm. Yes. I'll elaborate with, "It doesn't get any better than that! What am I referring to? I haven't the faintest idea. Next question!"

On the bright side, I can't be bothered with freaking out yet because I'm too busy thinking about what my hair will look like after I get it cut tomorrow.

Hours until fabulous, life-altering haircut: Twenty five.

Hair has been on its best behavior, as if it knows.

1 comment:

Rebecca said...

Isn't it funny how we think getting a new cut will changes our lives and attitudes? lol