Gertrude woke up this morning and announced that today was opposite day.
First, she lost the logic battle to her older sister.
Gert: "Today is opposite day!"
Matilda: "So, by telling me this you're actually saying that it's not opposite day?"
Then she played it with me for a while, announcing that she didn't love me, didn't want to eat breakfast, and definitely was not wearing clothes to school. When that got old, she informed me that it wasn't opposite day anymore.
I said, "So... you mean it is?"
"Please," Gary said to me. "Stop the madness."