Attention coworkers: Please eat the candy in my office.
This will ensure that the Smooth Chocolate Truffles and Royal Cherry Chocolates are sent to a good home.
Instead, I'll just eat this fabulous Clementine, containing a mere 35 calories and countless vitamins and nutrients not found in any variety of chocolate.
Also, when lunchtime rolls around, please go to Tomatillo's and order yourself a grilled chicken burrito with spicy cheese sauce, sour cream, and their signature salsa. And chips, lots of chips. I'll stay here and be content with my ham sandwich (lettuce, no cheese!), Gala apple, and baby carrots.
Really. I mean it. Go.