Thursday, April 28, 2005

Sales meeting work comes in three flavors: denial, avoidance, and raspberry panic.

Right now I'm in denial of all the projects piling up into a giant bottleneck, have you noticed? It's kind of like the toilet you don't want to flush because you know it's going to back up and overflow.

I'd rather blog than plunge a clog. I think that's my new motto.

Onward to avoidance! In which our hero nonchalantly exits the proverbial bathroom and hopes to be long gone before any "issues" are discovered.

3 comments:

landismom said...

I want a t-shirt that says "I'd rather blog than plunge a clog."

blue67ccm said...

Request permission to blatantly rip off this saying (and, of course, give you complete and undeniable credit)?

Squeaky Weasel said...

Absolutely, and I request that all royalty checks be paid in the form of peanut butter chocolate chip cookies (which is what I am currently eating for breakfast, so I'll need more).