As I type this, I'm a good fifteen minutes past the point of no return and well on the way to Herbal Essences' Radiant Ruby.
It itches. Oh how it itches.
And yes, I know I always do red. But I don't believe I've ever tried THIS particular shade of red, and that makes me slightly impulsive-crazy but not leave-your-kids-at-Walmart-on-accident crazy.
Okay! Time to go see if my hair falls out. And I'm not saying that wouldn't be amusing too.