Today's thoughts upon waking: Was I perhaps run over by several trucks last night?
Thoughts upon rolling to the side of the bed and perching on the edge of it while waiting for my bloodflow to catch up with the rest of me: Oh wow. I cannot possibly go to work today.
Thoughts while showering: I have to go to work. Perhaps I'll pass out and be sent home.
Thoughts while getting dressed: Or, maybe I should head off the passing out and call in sick. That is why people have sick days, after all. To avoid the embarrassment of passing out in the halls and requiring others to get all up in your Rescue 911.
Right now I'm cooking a turkey burger because I believe it's the one thing in this house I feel the least like eating. I don't know why. Ask the dog, he's the one who's going to end up with it.
He thinks he's so smart. He doesn't even know how to twist open that little spout on the mustard bottle.
Yesterday I became distracted while driving to a hair appointment and ended up nearly 30 miles from my destination.
"Hey, I think I'm lost," I confessed to Gary via cell phone, since I'm one of Those People who has a cell phone now.
"Where are you?" he asked.
"I believe I've just crossed a bridge into Destination Unknown."
"Isn't there a Ford dealership near there?"
"Oh, yep, here is it coming up on the left. Want me to pick up an Escort?"