Monday, May 16, 2005

Notice to all concerned. It is a scientifically proven fact that unchecked consumption of Rolos will lead to weight gain. It is further known that certain individuals possess an unusual sensitivity to Rolos, which results in an inability to stop eating them once their presence has been detected.

I can personally attest to both of the above statements.

And now, a prize for the best interpretation of this dream:

I'm in a room with no doors or windows. I have a bucket of white paint and a paint brush, and I'm painstakingly painting the entire room white. As I finish the last spot, I'm aware of someone standing behind me – a monk or priest, or someone who is giving off an aura of wisdom. He says, "Now, what have you learned?"

Rolos are my favorite, favorite thing, I think. Because they contain the perfect caramel.

My beans, cucumbers, and hot peppers have sprouted, making mama immensely proud of their quick germination. Which brings up an interesting point: hey, Burpee…? Where are the tomatoes and sweet peppers I ordered back in February?

Please can you send them? I really need to be eating more vegetables and fewer Rolos.

3 comments:

skywind8 said...

WALL: To see a wall in your dream, signifies limitations. obstacles and boundaries. There is a barrier obstructing your progress. You may have been accustomed to your old habits and way of thinking.

WHITEWASH: To dream that you are whitewashing, indicates an attempt to change your old ways and habits. It also suggests that you are only pretending to change and trying to cover up your flaws.

WINDOW: To see a tinted window in your dream, represents you need for privacy and your ways of getting it. You are keeping aspects of yourself hidden or that you want to remain ambiguous. To see shut windows in your dream, signifies desertion and abandonment.

WORK: To dream that you are hard at work, signifies success and merit. Alternatively, it may suggest anxieties about a current task or project. You may need to "get back to work" and stop procrastinating.

PAINTBRUSH: To see or use a paintbrush in your dream, symbolizes harmony, creativity and artistic talents.

PAINTING: To dream that you are painting your house, signifies that you will find much success in a new project and that you will be promoted to a coveted position. You may be expressing your creativity. Alternatively, it may also mean your are covering up something. Consider the color of the paint to determine any additional significance. For example, red colored paint may imply painting the town red and releasing your pent up excitement.

DOOR: To dream that the doors are locked, signifies opportunities that are denied and not available to you or that you have missed out on. In particular, if you are outside the locked door, then it suggests that you are having some anti-social tendencies. If you are inside the locked door, then it represents harsh lessons that need to be learned.

MONESTERY: To dream that you are at a monastery, indicates that you need to learn and explore more about yourself. It is a time for self-reflection and self-exploration.

MONK: To see a monk in your dream, signifies devotion, faith, and spiritual enlightenment. To dream that you are a monk, symbolizes the introspective aspect of yourself. You need to emotionally withdraw yourself from a situation and regain some control, structure, and order.

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Or maybe it just means that you've been frustrated at a messy house, and need to do some spring cleaning. :)

Rebecca said...

Wow. That was the most detailed answer I've ever seen.

I was just going to say I thought the dream might mean you are trying to simplify things.

landismom said...

ITA that Rolos have the perfect caramel.

I just planted my tomatoes last weekend, but they came from Seeds of Change, not Burpee.